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Air Date: 4/19/20 on Fox. Season 1, episode 7. |
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| Bobby Bastille's Scene dialog: Scene 1 Jack: Dead Uncle My Ass Mrs. Tramer: I didn't plan it Jack, it just happened Bobby: Hello Mate, I'm Bobby Bastille Jack: What the... Bobby: You in need of a plummer? Jack: I am a plummer! Why is your shirt off? Mrs. Tramer: Why wouldn't it be Bobby: This is called an Australian Tuxedo, Mate. Oye, Oye, Oye, Oye. You're good to go Mrs. Tramer Mrs. Tramer: Please don't leave me Bobby Bobby: Oh Sorry, I've got a full day of people who need me Jack: These are my clients! Bobby: I don't know what to say mate. I guess they must have found another man to lube their tubes. Jack: That sounds like you knew what to say. Bobby: Good Day |
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Scene 2 Bobby: A sewer pipe breaks? Yea I don't really fix things. I just take my shirt off and bang a few pipes. ha ha. But I think I know just the guy. (the town comes to Jack to save the town but he needs a tenor to take his place, in steps Bobby) Jack: Where am I going to find a tenor that can sight-read music? Bobby: (singing) He's standing right in front of you (rips his shirt off) Annie: Oh Wow. Old Lady: I feel stirrings Annie: Jack, you should really take care of that floody thing. Kimberly: Yea, get out of here Jack: You're right Kimberly, the town needs me, because at a time like this.... Jing: Just go Jack: Ok, Ok. Bobby: (singing) You were born for war Duncan: (singing) How can you be sure? Annie: (singing) Born to drill the earth Kimberly: (singing) coach me in childbirth Jing: (singing) I like to meow and purr Duncan: (singing) I was born to roll - etc, etc Bobby: (singing) Without war I would never know I love peace....(rips shirt off) WAR. (more dialog) Bobby: You're the real plumber Jack. I'm just a stripper who took my gimmick too far. Jack: Thanks mate (puts a dollar bill in his waist band) The reviews come in - Bobby Bastille is the hit of the show and is whisked to Hollywood and cast as the star of the show. |
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According to US There are quite a few very funny innuendos. I wondered at first why they picked Rick since he really doesn't speak with an Australian accent on a regular basis, then realized they also needed someone who sings - so that made perfect sense. - rlh |
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